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soulless citrus pouch with 20 sticks around it

Soulless Citrus

Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 19 reviews
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We Squeezed the Life Out of It, So You Can Get Yours Back.
 
Most citrus drinks are polite.  This one isn’t.  We took a lemon and a lime, dragged them through hell, and bottled the electricity.  It’s sour enough to make your jaw tingle and bright enough to cut through the thickest brain fog.  When you’re staring at a screen feeling like an empty vessel, this is the spark plug.
 
Soulless Citrus is engineered for the long haul.  We stripped out the caffeine so you can sip this electric citrus blend from sunrise to sunset without the shakes.  It’s crisp, sour-sweet, and perfectly balanced to bring you back to life, one sip at a time.  Drink as much as you want; the only thing haunting you will be the empty pouch.
 
Flavor Profile: Aggressively fresh citrus with a ghostly hint of premonition.
 
The Specs:
  • Energy: 0mg Caffeine (Calm Focus)
  • Fuel: 0 Sugar, 0 Carbs
  • Best For: All-day sipping, desk work, and rapid rehydration.
 

Reviews

Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
Based on 19 reviews
19 reviews
  • Jessica RomneyMay 05
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    I've been looking for a lemon lime and this one is perfect!

    So hard to find a lemon lime that isn't too salty. This is "real" tasting, no after taste. I will be ordering a box of this one.

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    Patient Zero•
    May 06

    In full disclosure I went through 11 different citrus samples before getting to this iteration. Glad that all that effort paid off. Truth be told I love this one too, and glad it's getting the reception it is. thanks.

  • JakeApr 23
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    So Good

    Love Soulless Citrus! I am on a GLP and have found it a challenge to drink enough water. I also like that it isn't full of salt. I enjoy drinking it through out the day. Before VOODOO the only water I enjoyed came in the soda I was drinking.

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    Patient Zero•
    Apr 23

    Thanks Jake for your great review.

  • Allie BlackhamApr 21
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    FAVORITE Flavor

    I look forward to drinking this at night. The flavor is amazing - not too strong, but just the right amount of taste to be refreshing. My kids will drink the whole bottle if I'm not paying attention.

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    Patient Zero•
    Apr 21

    Kids are people too!!!!!! JK. They're not. Glad to hear this is a nice evening beverage option.

  • Bobby MilbournApr 30
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    The All-Day Awakening

    My other favorite and honestly a close tie with Peach. The citrus is bright and sharp enough to wake you up without being overwhelming. It makes drinking water feel less like a chore and more like something you actually want to do. I reach for this one when I need to stay sharp for hours without thinking about hydration. It just handles it.

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    Patient Zero•
    May 06

    Thanks for the review Bobby.

  • MikeApr 22
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Refreshing

    Very refreshing! Not too strong so that you are getting refreshed vs residue inside your mouth. Delicious flavor

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    Patient Zero•
    Apr 29

    We went through a ton of Citrus iterations before coming to this one. Glad to hear we made the right choice. Thanks for the review.

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