Soulless Citrus
We Squeezed the Life Out of It, So You Can Get Yours Back.
Most citrus drinks are polite. This one isn’t. We took a lemon and a lime, dragged them through hell, and bottled the electricity. It’s sour enough to make your jaw tingle and bright enough to cut through the thickest brain fog. When you’re staring at a screen feeling like an empty vessel, this is the spark plug.
Soulless Citrus is engineered for the long haul. We stripped out the caffeine so you can sip this electric citrus blend from sunrise to sunset without the shakes. It’s crisp, sour-sweet, and perfectly balanced to bring you back to life, one sip at a time. Drink as much as you want; the only thing haunting you will be the empty pouch.
Flavor Profile: Aggressively fresh citrus with a ghostly hint of premonition.
The Specs:
Energy: 0mg Caffeine (Calm Focus)
Fuel: 0 Sugar, 0 Carbs
Best For: All-day sipping, desk work, and rapid rehydration.
Reviews
I never write reviews, but I got a sample pack of these in a swag bag from a race and had to come leave one. I didn’t recognize the brand and honestly didn’t think much of it, but of course I was going to try it since it was free. 😂 But wow, I was immediately a fan. The sweetness and flavor are seriously perfect!
I’ve always enjoyed hydration packets, but trying these made me realize how overly strong the Liquid I.V. and Ultima packets I already had at home tasted. I genuinely love the flavor of these. They’re so smooth and light that I can sip one and actually enjoy it, or easily chug a whole cup when I need the hydration. I also genuinely feel a difference after drinking one compared to other hydration packets I’ve tried.
I’m already running low on my samples, so I just ordered the three-pack. These will definitely be a staple in my house from now on!
When my old friend reached out to me and said he had started a hydration company and offered to send me some samples, I told him I would try them. You know, as a favor to the poor guy. Turns out I loved all the flavors (except the bones only. What's that all about?!?). The Citrus flavor took me back to my childhood and the old Gatorade "Citrus Cooler" that for some crazy reason Gatorade discontinued. It was always my favorite flavor. I just got on and ordered 3 packs of just the Citrus. I CAN and WILL drink this all day!! Thanks Patient Zero! Keep up the great work!
My other favorite and honestly a close tie with Peach. The citrus is bright and sharp enough to wake you up without being overwhelming. It makes drinking water feel less like a chore and more like something you actually want to do. I reach for this one when I need to stay sharp for hours without thinking about hydration. It just handles it.
Great flavor for when water is too boring and I need something sweet.
So hard to find a lemon lime that isn't too salty. This is "real" tasting, no after taste. I will be ordering a box of this one.